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Westlake Adds Delay Decay Experts to Accommodate Zombie Protesters

Westlake Ace Hardware’s Zombie Preparedness Center is Now Zombie-friendly.

(LENEXA, Kan., October 10, 2011) – After a group of zombies protested outside a local Westlake Ace Hardware last week, the chain of hardware stores now offers tools, products and tips for both humans and zombies, as well as on-site help from Delay Decay Experts.

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Official Statement in Response to Zombie Protest

Here at Westlake, we strive to assist our customers in every way we can. It was never our intention to alienate part of our customer base, and we are working hard to correct this oversight.

Westlake values all its customers, alive and undead. We are now working with ZombiesUnite.org to better understand and address the very unique needs of the zombie population.

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Westlake Ace Hardware launches Zombie Preparedness Center.

(LENEXA, Kan., October 3, 2011) – There has been a rise of the undead across the country, but this doesn’t have to put a damper on the daily lives of our citizens. As the zombie awakening spreads across the country, Westlake Ace Hardware is the Zombie Preparedness Headquarters.