Westlake Ace Hardware’s Zombie Preparedness Center is Now Zombie-friendly.
(LENEXA, Kan., October 10, 2011) – After a group of zombies protested outside a local Westlake Ace Hardware last week, the chain of hardware stores now offers tools, products and tips for both humans and zombies, as well as on-site help from Delay Decay Experts.
Westlake Hardware has updated its Zombie Preparedness Center, which incorporated products and tools necessary for zombie defense, offense and repairs, into a zombie-friendly Zombie Preparedness Center. This new center now includes supplies that are essential for a zombie’s preservation, such as sealant for decaying skin, and fasteners and bolts for weak and broken bones.
As part of the zombie-friendly launch, Westlake Hardware also has Delay Decay Experts on staff. These experts can answer any and all questions zombies may have, from how to best preserve their deteriorating bodies to how the undead can best defend themselves against humans who still believe zombies are dangerous.
Westlake Hardware is happy to now be an equal zombortunist company, offering tools, products and tips to both the living and the undead for all of their zombie needs.
About Westlake Ace Hardware
Westlake Ace Hardware was founded in 1905 and, today, operates 88 neighborhood hardware stores in Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Oklahoma, Texas, and New Mexico. Westlake Hardware is the largest member of the Ace Hardware Cooperative, giving the company access to more than 70,000 items. Westlake Hardware product categories include traditional hardware categories, such as fasteners, tools, plumbing and electric supplies and paint. Now, Westlake Hardware stores carry the most popular Craftsman tools. Many stores carry an extended line of more than 600 different Craftsman products. Westlake also offers a wide range of lawn and garden products, and operates large garden centers adjacent to many of its stores. Visit the Westlake Hardware website for more information on the tools and products offered.
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